A leak from an anonymous source has just informed me of our celebrity outfit choices for the Gala!
Last night at 3:00 am sharp I received a call from a restricted number that told me to check mailbox #2748 in the Bryan Center. A key was then slipped under my door...
Inside I found...
Musical: A note-worthy selection!
Classic Little Black Dress Musical Shoes
$2,500 $30
Adventure: Quite a daring choice!
Crystal lined steel helmet Fur Coat (said to be skinned by
$1200 director when hiking in Himalayas
- will not comment on source of fur)
$30,000
Horror: Inspiration from a real monster!
Silk Fringe Head Dress
$28,000
Mystery/Thriller: Leaving Us in Suspense....
Missing Groups:
Epic Group: Rep notes that they "can't think about outfits today, they'll think about it tomorrow".
Gangster Groups: Currently in dispute with Gala group as security has denied guns inside Gala grounds.
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