Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Media Leak!

A leak from an anonymous source has just informed me of our celebrity outfit choices for the Gala! 

Last night at 3:00 am sharp I received a call from a restricted number that told me to check mailbox #2748 in the Bryan Center. A key was then slipped under my door...

Inside I found...

Musical: A note-worthy selection!

          


Classic Little Black Dress                  Musical Shoes
                $2,500                                        $30

Adventure: Quite a daring choice!

        
  Crystal lined steel helmet                   Fur Coat (said to be skinned by 
                $1200                                    director when hiking in Himalayas
                                                          - will not comment on source of fur)
                                                  $30,000

Horror: Inspiration from a real monster!

Silk Fringe Head Dress 
$28,000

Mystery/Thriller: Leaving Us in Suspense....


Missing Groups:

Epic Group: Rep notes that they "can't think about outfits today, they'll think about it tomorrow".

Gangster Groups: Currently in dispute with Gala group as security has denied guns inside Gala grounds. 

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