THIS JUST IN

It seems that the anonymous tip I had received for the time and location of the Gala was fake!!!!!!

Ahh well, with such an anticipated event, it is inevitable that we receive false information and tips.

The correct information is:

Date: May 5th
Time: 7pm
Place: Reynolds Theater in the Bryan Center

Media Leak!

A leak from an anonymous source has just informed me of our celebrity outfit choices for the Gala! 

Last night at 3:00 am sharp I received a call from a restricted number that told me to check mailbox #2748 in the Bryan Center. A key was then slipped under my door...

Inside I found...

Musical: A note-worthy selection!

          

Classic Little Black Dress                  Musical Shoes

                $2,500                                        $30

Adventure: Quite a daring choice!

        

  Crystal lined steel helmet                   Fur Coat (said to be skinned by 

                $1200                                    director when hiking in Himalayas

                                                          - will not comment on source of fur)

                                                  $30,000

Horror: Inspiration from a real monster!

Silk Fringe Head Dress 

$28,000

Mystery/Thriller: Leaving Us in Suspense....

Missing Groups:

Epic Group: Rep notes that they "can't think about outfits today, they'll think about it tomorrow".

Gangster Groups: Currently in dispute with Gala group as security has denied guns inside Gala grounds. 

The Nominees

Adventure: "Panacea"

Comedy 1: "The Newbie"

Epic: "Beirut"

Gangster 1: "The Prodigal Son"

Gangster 2: "Sorella"

Monster/Horror: "Don't Go Down-Under"

Musical: "Uplifted"

Mystery/Thriller: "Up In Smoke"

Award Categories

The awards have been chosen from twelve films which have been produced by Duke University's "American Dreams, American Movies" class, a most talented, creative and exotic group! Rumor has it that the group includes a pearl diver, a fortune cookie writer and even a rodeo clown! Such a gifted group is no surprise however coming from an institution such as Duke. Ahh even the word suggests royalty.

The Award Categories:

Best Picture
Best Actor
Best Actress
Best Supporting actor/actress
Best Visual Effects
Best Costume Design
Best Director
Best Original Screenplay
Best Editing
Best Music
Best Film Title
Best TV Show on the Duke Broadcasting Television NetworkBest Blogger

Who, What, Where, When

The ADAM GALA Extravaganza will take place on Tuesday, April 26th at Duke's White Lecture Hall and will be aired on ABC, CNN, and NBC. An estimated audience of one billion worldwide is expected to tune in to the glitz and glamour of the ADAM GALA.

While this has not yet been confirmed by the press, rumors have been circulating regarding the presenters for the ADAM GALA. Names such as Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Mary-Kate Olsen and Michael Douglas have been mentioned on more than one occasion...who will be the lucky pair? We'll have to wait and see!